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• Вс, 22:54: RT @itsGQ: RT @WatchJ: Kim Jong dead...Kim Kardashian divorced...Lil Kim got dissed by Nicki Minaj....2011 was a rough year for the Kim's
• Вс, 22:55: RT @workforfood: ☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ Internet Explorer
• Пн, 00:50: There's a @kimjongilghost account already. Oh internet, never change
• Пн, 10:25: RT @noldrin: I like using Facebook to see if psychopaths I know from my past have become police officers. Today's check came up clear.
• Пн, 10:30: Do i seriously tweet about my bowel movements a lot or are the Squireboys just assholes? #theanswertonumber2isalwaysyes
• Пн, 10:33: *sigh* "assholes" was a poor choice of words.
• Пн, 13:50: what is it about that stretch of I91 between exits 21-24 that sucks out all my desire to drive, stay awake and live? #homenownoworries
• Пн, 13:54: RT @mlabriola: Lego is launching a product line for girls. Someone should tell them that they already have one; its called legos.
• Пн, 15:23: watching footage of North Koreans sobbing over Kim Jong-il is surreal. Also kinda counting down until someone autotunes/techno-izes it.
• Пн, 16:03: I love cold weather but I despise being cold. Oh, self y u no make sense? #teaandtoddiesareawesometho
• Пн, 16:04: also ugh, there is a terrific wind out there. DNW.
• Пн, 16:10: I think I'm officially old. There's a genre of music out there that the kiddos are listening to that I consider unpleasant noise. #dubstep
• Пн, 18:08: My sister sent around proofs of my dad's recent professional portraits. I really hope I can be that much of a GQMF when I'm 84, damn.