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• Чт, 13:35: You know I could find a prewritten chunk of code for what I'm trying to do today... Not gonna though. #codeallthethings
• Чт, 15:28: Fat Cat. Charming and adorable as it is, you really can't spend all your time lying on my feet. I have to pee sometimes.
• Чт, 15:30: Tonight: shopping or baking/cooking? both require leaving the house. #rampantlazies
• Чт, 16:38: Plan solidified. I shall into the Brooklyn Target mines this evening. I may not come out alive. Wish me luck.
• Чт, 16:48: damn it, gotta wait for Dad to get back first. Oh well, if I were actually gonna go during rush hour I'd have to bring a shiv.
• Чт, 17:34: All right. NOW I head into the Target mines. Dun dun duuuuuuuun
• Чт, 19:05: ...O_o I just saw a motorcade of cars driven by orthodox Jews with lighted menorahs mounted on top. I shit you not. #onlyinnewyorkman
• Чт, 19:07: Also jesus CHRIST do i hate the Atlantic Terminal Target. Remind me to go to the Junction one next time. #shivalltheshoppers
• Чт, 19:12: Well at least the christmas shopping is done... Now Momma gets a treat. #circuitcity #ram4squee
• Чт, 19:13: #possiblyalsomilkshake
• Чт, 19:48: Except its a Best Buy now. Wellp fuckdat. milkshake time!
• Чт, 20:38: Home safe and unscathed by the slavering consumer zombies. A $15 crockpot should not be that fucking heavy.
• Чт, 20:45: Course Dad is blaring msnbc. I think there are some people in Queens who can't hear Ed Schulz. Maybe. #olddeafwestindianindenial
• Чт, 21:19: found like, seven fat skeins of black yarn in Mom's dresser drawer. I may do the hurr tonight.
• Чт, 22:32: This latest round of Zales commercials makes me want to vomit.
• Пт, 11:44: Overslept. Now have to run to the bank for Dad and get ingredients for Cooking Type Things later. Lazies will be defeated!