- Сб, 19:35: Just back from Girlie Friend Wedding Hoopla. Did i miss anything?
- Сб, 20:21: Bummed about gut related burlesque cancellation. Oh well. Valentine boobies for me next time.
- Сб, 20:22: Meantime hot shower and curl up with cat and tv? Yes?
- Сб, 20:24: Maybe i'll do something uncharacteristic and watch the pats game! #howdoesfootballworkagain
- Сб, 20:45: Ok to clarify i do know the basics of football, i ain't as ign'ant as i pretend to be. Just boo whenever Tebow prays, right?
- Сб, 20:47: I kid. I don't quite get the "1st and 7" stuff but i know pretty much how points get scored and when the grabass and victory dances happen.
- Сб, 21:06: So... 4 min of commercials to 30 sec of game? Is this normal?
- Сб, 22:02: Amused by @cell23 being impressed by the rum punch and other leftover ladyfuntime food.
- Сб, 22:08: also, whoa whats up fridge full of leftover goodness? I seriously don't have to cook for the next few days if i don't wanna.
- Сб, 23:26: Owwwwwwch. You gotta feel for Denver. That was a SOUND spanking. #Pats
- Вс, 00:01: On the news now: a story about the arrest of "The Serial Butt-Slasher." yeah, sit with that one for awhile.
- Вс, 00:31: RT @Kevin_Church: If FAST 6 doesn't feature Vin Diesel and The Rock fucking for two hours, scraping like battleships in the fog, the fra ...
- Вс, 00:33: Wrt that last tweet, i'd watch the shit outta that. In theaters. Quite possibly also in 3D. #iloathe3D #butidstillwatchthemfuckinit