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• Чт, 16:34: I would totally make this mistake. http://t.co/Rf3ceP9e
• Чт, 17:05: Blarg, just ran across pictures of me from 1-2 years ago. Never thought I'd say this, but Christ, I hate being so thin. :(
• Чт, 17:31: ALL OF THIS. RT @kshandra Seriously, folks, follow @SamuelLJackson. If only to see how he spells "motherfucker" next. ;-)
• Чт, 17:33: Its always fun logging into OKCupid after months of ignoring it. Amusing/disappointing lack of creeper messages this time though.
• Чт, 17:35: And before any of you offer to make up for that lack, (*cough*@KnifeEyes*cough*), really, i'm okay with that...
• Чт, 18:02: You wouldn't let me buy a $10 Pedi Egg... So I used your $150 Alessi cheese grater. #fakepostsecret
• Чт, 18:18: Wellp, looks like DDoS party over at Anon.
• Чт, 20:03: How did they possibly make Kenneth MORE terrifying this season? #30Rock
• Чт, 20:18: RT @Zookus: "Taking down Megaupload because it could have illegal content on it is like shutting down New York because it could have Dru ...
• Чт, 20:43: BOBBY. NEEEEEWWWWWWPORT. #pandr
• Чт, 21:04: whuh oh. Big fire in @cell23 and @cdtatro's hometown.
• Чт, 21:06: honestly sort of surprised they aren't both running out there with popcorn, considering their general opinion of the place #burnitalldown
• Чт, 21:19: Oh my fucking shitsnacks, more pictures of this firejust hit the news. Yeah... I'ma quit making snark now. D: D: D:
• Чт, 22:02: *snicker* Y HELO THAR @CaptainAssholay. #OKCupidstalking
• Чт, 22:11: My top matches in OKCupid: Friend, not interested, friend, ex, HATE THAT GUY, friend, probably crazy, know them... no, rabid CFer, friend.
• Чт, 22:12: well, don't have to check back for another three months at least.
• Пт, 00:10: Whoa. OOP, I think I finally re-get you after all these years. Time to rewrite a whole shitton of code... but not tonight.
• Пт, 09:22: Encountered a mannikin waiting for the bus at UMass this morning dressed and painted to resemble the Jolly Green Giant. #leftcamerahomefuck
• Пт, 09:58: SWEET CAROLINE BA BA BAAAAAAAAA GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD fuck you Pandora. <3 the New Yorker resisting conversion
• Пт, 11:23: SQUIREKIDS AND ASSOCIATED: Want some fucking girl scout cookies? taking orders for my boss over the weekend. Delivery tuesdayish. Hit me up.

• Пт, 11:46: Oh wow. Bad news out of my HS. http://t.co/ReEgRaDF and yes, I totally know that guy.
• Пт, 11:47: Also Sarah Burke, Etta James.... WHO WILL BE NUMBER THREE. #rip
• Пт, 14:11: Making your Facebook debut with a picture of yourself wearing a classic Generokee war bonnet. Stay classy, Drew Barrymore. #sideeye
• Пт, 14:12: RT @Patriots: Dozens of children parade through YMCA in Foxboro chanting "Let's Go Patriots!" 3-yr old excitedly shouts "Beat the Raisin ...
• Пт, 14:12: This be some NERDAGE right here. RT @KyleOrl: I laughed: http://t.co/Xf9TgsWg
• Пт, 14:49: FIRE FIRE HEH HEH COOL http://t.co/G7BEVe3p
• Пт, 15:20: 40 minutes left in the day. Not sure where the day itself went; kinda spent it in a headachey bleccch fog.