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• Вс, 18:13: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, that kick. Grats, Pats. #patriots
• Вс, 18:17: Wellp, now time for Giants vs 49ers. BRB, chewing off all my fingernails now.
• Вс, 18:37: Why are they booing Kristen Cheneworth's national anthem?? #damnfolks #sheaintthatbad
• Вс, 19:37: RT @jsmooth995: I'll never understand why hurling your 350-pound body at ppl like a weapon is a-ok, but doing a little dance afterwards ...
• Вс, 19:40: ugh, I forgot I have to be on a conference call with all of my sisters so we can discuss Wedding Shit. DNW. #abandonallhope
• Вс, 19:42: Hoping to get this wrapped up by the time halftime ends on the Giants/49ers game.
• Вс, 20:42: Conference call with siblings survived. Back to giants/49ers.
• Вс, 20:47: aaaaaagh 49er's TD. >:(
• Вс, 21:17: STEP IT UP GIANTS! YOU CAN DO THIS.
• Вс, 21:19: Now that the call is over, can I be super amused by how my sibs CLEARLY expect me to Bridezilla all over the place? LOLOLOLOLOL
• Вс, 21:25: All right Giants, do not fuck this up!
• Вс, 21:30: TD #GIANTS! YUSSSSSSSSSSS
• Вс, 22:13: The hell, why am I suddenly craving Burger king like nobody's business? #iblametheuterus
• Вс, 22:15: Also I could swear some of you people wanted some damn cookies, lol.
• Вс, 22:36: Damn, I'm amazed I have fingernails left after those two games! Giants/Pats SuperBowl!
• Вс, 23:30: BTW hilarious play of the day from the earlier pat/ravens game: http://t.co/mCDFSP6V
• Пн, 09:56: RT @sassycrass: Stop. Telling. Women. To smile. Stop. Telling. Women. To smile.Stop. Telling. Women. To smile. Stop. Telling. Women. To ...
• Пн, 10:08: *looking at wedding dresses* Oooh, that one's pretty! *reads description* "Replica of Bella's Bridal Gown from Breaking Dawn" NOPE DNW DNW!!
• Пн, 10:20: RT @jasiri_x: Tennessee Tea Party Wants Slavery Removed From School Textbooks To Make Founding Fathers Look Good http://t.co/80JiMhR3
• Пн, 11:36: so everyone that got me a cookie order and cash this weekend gets their cookies tonight. I'ma be taking orders/money all week though.

• Пн, 14:41: Who has two thumbs and a box of motherfucking Samoas? AWWW YEAH THIS BITCH OM NOM FUCKING NOM. #EATALLTHEGIRLSSCOUTCOOKIES
• Пн, 15:05: RT @Ksleezzzzy: "There's always someone, who you wouldn't necessarily expect, who is grateful you exist." @postsecret
• Пн, 15:45: reasons I dislike holding down the fort at the store by meself - needing to go to the loo and not being able to until closing. :P
• Пн, 17:36: I'm home. COME AND GETCHER POPCORN. i mean, cookies.
• Пн, 17:37: Meanwhile someone have a spare melonballer? I have a throbbing uterus to rip out so it will torture me no more.
• Пн, 18:05: Damn it i meant to be productive tonight. Instead i'm in bed being spanked by the cramp fairy. I wish that was as fun/kinky as it sounds.