anagramofbrat | My tweets

Sat, 14:31: Uh oh. Dad has his Elderly West Ind-yon Fussing voice on. Better investigate who is on the other end and why. #nosy
Sat, 14:54: been a while since I made a theme mix...
Sat, 15:17: Oh no I did NOT just have to pull three hats worth of felted lint out of this man's dryer! >_<
Sat, 15:40: High wind warning out there. Every time it gusts it sounds like an express train going by. Glad I decided to stay in today!
Sat, 15:48: Judging solely by the stiff dialog and overwrought string-heavy soundtrack, Dad is watching an MST3K movie without the benefit of robots.
Sat, 15:49: (I'm not far wrong - he's watching _House on Telegraph Hill_, which, while not MST3K bad, isn't very good either.)
Sat, 16:31: An interesting article on how language shapes French gender conventions: http://t.co/337idsrT
Sat, 16:32: Though to be honest, all I'm taking from that article is a powerful need to find excuses to address men as "Mondamoiseau."
Sat, 16:53: Ew, cat, can you, like, NOT slurp when you're washing your butt?
Sat, 17:32: /r/ladyboners is apparently on a cartoon jag. I suddenly feel less weird for having a massive crush on Aladdin as a kid.
Sat, 18:39: Y'all. just... *dies* RT @tydigga1 *logs off* RT @sideeyespecial: Nah I'm outta here RT @inkrediblenyc: Peace y'all. http://t.co/Nyw9BeIE
Sat, 18:45: I still don't know who this Jaheim fool is, but the twitter-clowning of dat purple suit is a never ending fountain of hilarity.
Sat, 18:52: Y'all. Y'ALL. My head still fucking hurts and you gotta put these Jaheim shoops out there. Laughter should not be pain.
Sat, 18:58: *wheeze* http://t.co/yxoiU89m The Batman one...
Sat, 19:18: Seriously, I'm about to rupture my spleen here. http://t.co/MyuPiTFM
Sat, 19:49: Okay for serious - who actually likes okra? is there any way to make it that _doesn't_ look and smell like Satan's infected-sinus boogers?
Sat, 20:22: Ok the old man with the five ladyfriends does NOT get to be all scandalized by me saying i would go back in time to jump Yul Brynner. Smdh.
Sat, 20:25: I totally would though. I think yul brynner might have been the beginning of my thing for hot Russians.
Sun, 09:56: RT @arieswym: Dear media, If you treat people standing in line for sneakers differently people standing in line for Apple products, chec ...
Sun, 12:11: Lord if this man don't stop fussing at me about taking vitamins...