anagramofbrat | that thar 10 day meme going around again

I don't have a good track record with multiple day memes, but since I'm not posting a whole heck of a lot anyway I figured I'd give a short 10 day one a shot.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

WELLP since I love any opportunity to be cryptically passive-agressive:

We desperately need to sit down and TALK ABOUT SOME SHIT (preferably over a bottle of scotch), but I think both of us are too scared to have that conversation. But we should. Before it's too late, preferably.

10 years from now I wonder what sort of impact I'll have had on your life and whether we'll still have some kind of relationship. I hope so. I want to see what you do with yourself.

I don't hate you, even though I may act like it. I actually kinda wish we were better friends. However I resent you like fuck-all, and occasionally I feel like you have small rocks in your head in place of brains, and I don't see myself getting over that.

You don't know how many times I've just started writing you an email and then quit in disgust mid-sentence.

There's a Pixar movie coming out this weekend. It still feels kinda wrong not seeing them with you, though we haven't seen one together since, what, A Bug's Life?

I'm really really glad you aren't here right now because you'd be driving me crazy with wedding micromanagement. Still... I wish you were around sometimes, if only to tell me that at last, you actually like someone I'm with.

Just keep in mind that when she doesn't act according to your grand plan, you don't have the option of ditching her. Blood being thicker than water and all.

I would gladly tie you up, dangle you upside down by your ankles and slowly insert silverfish into every single orifice you have until you either pass out from screaming or choke. I have never hated another human being that much and I probably never will again, so be honored.

You're sort of the reason I'm unwilling to entirely rule out reincarnation as a possibility. Cause it kinda sucks that I'm not gonna get to meet you this lifetime.

I didn't build this fortress, but you can be damn sure those battlements are getting set on fire once I get this bridge built. Yes, I'm paraphrasing Sting. Deal with it.

You, me, a hairbrush, some lovely over-sweet drinks. You can tell me your troubles, and I will listen while I make your hair a rippling inky silver streaked sea to drown them in.