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Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)."
My Life According to They Might Be Giants:
Are you a male or female: She's Actual Size
Describe yourself: Rabid Child
How do you feel: Everything Right is Wrong Again
Describe where you currently live: New York City
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Istanbul (not Constantinople)
Your favorite form of transportation: Wreck my Car
Your best friends are: SEXXY
Your favorite color is: Purple Toupee
What's the weather like: Pencil Rain
Favorite time of day: See the Constellation
If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Youth Culture Killed My Dog
What is life to you: Sapphire Bullets of Pure love
Your last relationship: Hypnotist of Ladies
Your fear: (Fingertips) Leave Me Alone
What is the best advice you have to give: Turn Around
If you could change your name, you would change it to: Dr. Worm
Thought For The Day: I Palindrome I
How I would like to die: Older
My soul's present condition: Someone Keeps Moving My Chair
My motto: Happy Doesn't Have To Have An Ending
Instructions: Open up your iTunes (or WinAmp, or whatever, though iTunes is easiest for this I think) and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.
How many songs total: 118525
How many hours or days of music: 33:06:18:05
Most recently played: "Down with the Sickness" - Disturbed
Most played: "Woke up this morning" - Leonard Cohen (since November anyway)
Most recently added: "Military Fashion Show" - And One
Sort by song title.
First Song: "A.T.H.F." - Dangerdoom
Last Song: "9th Symphony (Techno Remix)"
Sort by time.
Shortest Song: "Interlude: Let's Dance" - Janet Jackson (0:04)
Longest Song: "Tranceport" - Paul Oakenfold (1:13:30)
Sort by album.
First album: Abbey Road, by The Beatles
Last album: 99.9 F° by Suzanne Vega
First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Underwater" - Delerium
Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 38
Life - 142
Love - 514
Hate - 27
You - 939
Sex - 72
Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to People...
1. Could you have called me about this a month ago?
2. Your butthurt is seriously harshing my squee.
3. No, it's because you're an idiot.
4. It's called speed stick! It's not expensive!
5. Have you ever wondered what your own liver tasted like? Would you like me to show you?
6. No, really. You're an idiot.
7. Oh stop sniveling and take some control over your life. God.
8. Can you get off your phone and spend five minutes teaching your kid some manners, kthx?
9. cussing out people isn't going to get you much farther.
10. are you TRYING to see up my tailpipe? if not BACK THE FUCK OFF.
Nine things about myself.
1. I have an irrational terror of mold.
2. Only one of my baby teeth came out naturally. The rest were pulled.
3. I had chicken pox three times
4. I sing in the shower, but will usually vehemently deny that I do.
5. I'm missing two inches of my small intestine.
6. I have a tendancy to absorb the speech mannerisms of people talking to me.
7. I can't stand crunchy bits in my baked goods. Or in my peanut butter.
8. I'm very opinionated but tend to keep them to myself in an attempt to not sound like an idiot.
9. I will eat cherry tomotoes like most people eat grapes or cherries or other similarly sized things.
Eight ways to win my heart.
1. apparently be a huge ass gamer. This is the only common thread in all of my relationships or anyone I've ever had a crush on.
2. Be emotional without being emo. At least not all emo all the time. That gets tiresome.
3. make me laugh. Bonus if I spray liquid out of my nose and/or lose the ability to breathe.
4. be someone I can feel safe letting the less sane aspects of myself out to play in front of.
5. give excellent hugs and knee melting kisses.
6. be kind, and not just to me.
7. love cats.
8. have something you know you're good at that you love doing, and doing well. Especially if it's a spectator activity.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot.
1. money money money money... mooooooooooooooooooooney
2. I could use a good head scritch right about now
3. wait, how the hell did I end up here? Why am I in this handbasket? WHERE ARE WE GOING?
4. what do I want in a year? two? five? how do I plan for that?
5. [censored for squee]
6. Oooh! I like that song! Who's it by?
7. [censored for X-rated]
Six things I do before I fall asleep (I have way too many for this list!)
1. futz around online
2. read about three pages of whatever book I'm on
3. brush teeth
4. fidget with pillows until they sit under my head just so
5. pull glasses off face and toss em someplace
6. worry about what I need to do when I wake up
Five places I want to visit.
1. Russia (St. Petersburg and Moscow)
2. Japan (Tokyo and Kyoto)
3. Dubai, UAE (reminds me, how they doing on the Burj Dubai??)
4. Guyana (Especially the Kaitur Falls)
5. London, England
Four things I'm wearing right now.
1. Super Mario shirt
2. shorts
3. glasses
4. decided earlier today that it was Frumpy White Undergarment Day
Three bands that I listen to often. (really depends!)
1. Covenant
2. Lily Allen
3. Jonothan Coulton
Two things I want to do before I die.
1. Get out of the USA at least once
2. Have a fantastic house somewhere and have people over for tea parties.
One confession.
1. Oh god I don't think I can come up with anything shockingly revalatory for this one.
My Life According to They Might Be Giants:
Are you a male or female: She's Actual Size
Describe yourself: Rabid Child
How do you feel: Everything Right is Wrong Again
Describe where you currently live: New York City
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Istanbul (not Constantinople)
Your favorite form of transportation: Wreck my Car
Your best friends are: SEXXY
Your favorite color is: Purple Toupee
What's the weather like: Pencil Rain
Favorite time of day: See the Constellation
If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Youth Culture Killed My Dog
What is life to you: Sapphire Bullets of Pure love
Your last relationship: Hypnotist of Ladies
Your fear: (Fingertips) Leave Me Alone
What is the best advice you have to give: Turn Around
If you could change your name, you would change it to: Dr. Worm
Thought For The Day: I Palindrome I
How I would like to die: Older
My soul's present condition: Someone Keeps Moving My Chair
My motto: Happy Doesn't Have To Have An Ending
Instructions: Open up your iTunes (or WinAmp, or whatever, though iTunes is easiest for this I think) and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.
How many songs total: 118525
How many hours or days of music: 33:06:18:05
Most recently played: "Down with the Sickness" - Disturbed
Most played: "Woke up this morning" - Leonard Cohen (since November anyway)
Most recently added: "Military Fashion Show" - And One
Sort by song title.
First Song: "A.T.H.F." - Dangerdoom
Last Song: "9th Symphony (Techno Remix)"
Sort by time.
Shortest Song: "Interlude: Let's Dance" - Janet Jackson (0:04)
Longest Song: "Tranceport" - Paul Oakenfold (1:13:30)
Sort by album.
First album: Abbey Road, by The Beatles
Last album: 99.9 F° by Suzanne Vega
First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Underwater" - Delerium
Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 38
Life - 142
Love - 514
Hate - 27
You - 939
Sex - 72
Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to People...
1. Could you have called me about this a month ago?
2. Your butthurt is seriously harshing my squee.
3. No, it's because you're an idiot.
4. It's called speed stick! It's not expensive!
5. Have you ever wondered what your own liver tasted like? Would you like me to show you?
6. No, really. You're an idiot.
7. Oh stop sniveling and take some control over your life. God.
8. Can you get off your phone and spend five minutes teaching your kid some manners, kthx?
9. cussing out people isn't going to get you much farther.
10. are you TRYING to see up my tailpipe? if not BACK THE FUCK OFF.
Nine things about myself.
1. I have an irrational terror of mold.
2. Only one of my baby teeth came out naturally. The rest were pulled.
3. I had chicken pox three times
4. I sing in the shower, but will usually vehemently deny that I do.
5. I'm missing two inches of my small intestine.
6. I have a tendancy to absorb the speech mannerisms of people talking to me.
7. I can't stand crunchy bits in my baked goods. Or in my peanut butter.
8. I'm very opinionated but tend to keep them to myself in an attempt to not sound like an idiot.
9. I will eat cherry tomotoes like most people eat grapes or cherries or other similarly sized things.
Eight ways to win my heart.
1. apparently be a huge ass gamer. This is the only common thread in all of my relationships or anyone I've ever had a crush on.
2. Be emotional without being emo. At least not all emo all the time. That gets tiresome.
3. make me laugh. Bonus if I spray liquid out of my nose and/or lose the ability to breathe.
4. be someone I can feel safe letting the less sane aspects of myself out to play in front of.
5. give excellent hugs and knee melting kisses.
6. be kind, and not just to me.
7. love cats.
8. have something you know you're good at that you love doing, and doing well. Especially if it's a spectator activity.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot.
1. money money money money... mooooooooooooooooooooney
2. I could use a good head scritch right about now
3. wait, how the hell did I end up here? Why am I in this handbasket? WHERE ARE WE GOING?
4. what do I want in a year? two? five? how do I plan for that?
5. [censored for squee]
6. Oooh! I like that song! Who's it by?
7. [censored for X-rated]
Six things I do before I fall asleep (I have way too many for this list!)
1. futz around online
2. read about three pages of whatever book I'm on
3. brush teeth
4. fidget with pillows until they sit under my head just so
5. pull glasses off face and toss em someplace
6. worry about what I need to do when I wake up
Five places I want to visit.
1. Russia (St. Petersburg and Moscow)
2. Japan (Tokyo and Kyoto)
3. Dubai, UAE (reminds me, how they doing on the Burj Dubai??)
4. Guyana (Especially the Kaitur Falls)
5. London, England
Four things I'm wearing right now.
1. Super Mario shirt
2. shorts
3. glasses
4. decided earlier today that it was Frumpy White Undergarment Day
Three bands that I listen to often. (really depends!)
1. Covenant
2. Lily Allen
3. Jonothan Coulton
Two things I want to do before I die.
1. Get out of the USA at least once
2. Have a fantastic house somewhere and have people over for tea parties.
One confession.
1. Oh god I don't think I can come up with anything shockingly revalatory for this one.
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