Not even 9 yet and I already despair of humanity

[anagramofbrat]

Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dog

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Comments

[karnythia.livejournal.com]

I...they...I'm at a loss for words.

[purpura.livejournal.com]

"As a mother who has fed toddlers cylindrical foods like grapes, bananas, hot dogs and carrots, I 'redesigned' them in my kitchen by cutting them with a paring knife..."

Best comment in the blankity-blank article. Are people REALLY this dumb???!

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

We must RE-DESIGN things that are dangerous out of existence!!!

That way, if those kids ever run into these Dangerous Cylindrical Foods in their adult lives, they will have absolutely no experience in dealing with them, and choke on them. e.e;

I'm going to go work on growing octagonal grapes. They will double as gaming dice. Then only gamers mistaking real dice for grapes will choke on them.

[head58.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a choke proof hot dog.

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

It's only ten and I want my bottle.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

[black-reign.livejournal.com]

If these were adults, I'd suggest that they go to their local "shop" and get some stuff that allows you to place objects down your throat..

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

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brb hating people

[htl-1126.livejournal.com]

.... yeah.. I got nothing.

[triplemare.livejournal.com]

On the one hand, yeah people are full of Teh Stupid. My advice is to ignore them.

On the other hand, you have such a fabulous collection of WTF-ery sort of gifs (Worf, His Purple Majesty are the latest that I have seen) that it would be a total shame to waste them.


"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize" mock people viciously for being twits.