Things what amuse me

[anagramofbrat]

It's really quite amazing what will have me on the floor howling with laughter some days, especially days like this one where I'm starting to hallucinate my ativan bottle as a big bag of plain M&Ms. Today it's the fact that you can add vuvuzela to any youtube video by clicking the football.

HELLO LADIES. LOOK AT YOUR MAN. NOW BACK TO BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

*dead*

i think this calls for a vuvuzela/World Cup gif party. Post if you've got em.

(hattip to _kyri)

Comments

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

That is completely hilarious and wonderful. I will use that feature, all the time, for everything.

Hay. Is there a vuvuzela ringtone?

[kshandra]

I saw no fewer than THREE free vuvuzela apps for the iPhone as of two days ago. I imagine they're increasing exponentially at this point.

[head58.livejournal.com]

This is what you were missing all along:

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/thejamesrocket.com/

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

I've managed to avoid the vulvuzela all month!!

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

...vuvuzela. Oh gads.

I HAVE A DIDGERIDOO, I WILL MOO THAT FOR YOU, KAY??

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaahahahaha vulvuzela. I sense impending market for world cup themed sex toys. Or at least a blatent abuse of Rule 34.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a man-humper can that goes BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Women toys go BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ already.

"HONEY?! Are you in there masturbating with a sex toy?!"
"No, Ma, I'm playing the vuvuzela!!"

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

Oh god, please don't talk to me about man-humper cans. I'm still utterly traumatized by the video of a chimpanzee using a frog as a fleshlight I saw earlier this week. I may indeed be scarred for life, actually.

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

O.O; Ow.

Here here here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

He's on a Horse.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

I would also like to register a complaint that I can't make the Chimp/Frog slash any less traumatizing with vuvuzela. No football button on those. Le Sad.

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

I didn't know about the chimp and the frog.

Until this moment.

[kshandra]

I already had someone else on my f'list make a reference to vuvujazzling this week....

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

MAI VUVUJAYJAY IS PAININ

[kshandra]

I know you already saw this one:



But lysanderpuck has been bringing (or at least finding) the lulz all week:

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

Thanks - I always wanted to know how to say Bitch Please in Spanish, lol.

[bitterwinters.livejournal.com]

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

*DEAD @ KANYE*

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

I suppose you've found the_vuvuzela on Twitter?

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

No! heh heh heh

[head58.livejournal.com]

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

oh dear gods, I just gave myself a cramp. *snrrrrrrk*

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

I am laughing and there are tears, tears in my eyes.

[innostrantsa.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CRYING.