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• 00:01 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @aradiadiane!!!!
• 10:50 ROFLMAO HELLO LADIES. LOOKIT UR MAN. NOW BACK TO BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ youtu.be/owGykVbfgUE (click the football under the video)
• 11:45 Trip is a go! Also WHOA just checked my bank balance - I am not nearly as screwed as I thought. Next week is going to be wonderful!! :)
• 12:48 Oh god, this is so true! theoatmeal.com/comics/apple
• 15:41 Just had to Angry Black Woman all over some orange tanned wench with an entitlement complex... And rather enjoyed it.
• 16:40 Boobyhaven back in da Interhaus! #fb
• 18:37 behind schedule. Anyone surprised? lol.
• 20:00 dear remote desktop connection: stop running like uphill flowing molasses, kthxbai. Seriously I should have been on the road an hour ago.
• 20:58 Finally hitting the road to brooklyn. (Got held up by work :( ) should be there a bit after midnight.
• 21:25 Arg forgot makeup. Stopping at cvs.
• 23:24 Pit & coffee stop in fairfield, ct. The free wifi is a lie.

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