From Twitter 08-17-2010

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• 08:36:52: Living in the future and there is still no device that will get up, make my coffee and bring it to me. FAIL.
  
• 10:59:41: #ebz There is no proof for the claim that this villain transmigrates between bodies. The numerous crim... http://fallenlondon.com/c/209596
  
• 11:02:09: Motoring through Dr. Who and my workload, trying to keep the freakout monsters at bay...
  
• 14:08:47: There's a white dove hanging out by boobyhaven's front door. I just had to scare it out from under my car so I could leave.
  
• 14:10:08: I'd be all oooh a dove, but being a new yorker, doves are just prettier pigeons and pigeons = flying rats.
  
• 14:11:14: So in essence, I just shooed a lysistic rat with wings out from under my car. I should have run it over.
  
• 14:12:29: Eh. One of the neighbor cats'll eat well tonight.
  
• 15:28:28: OMG! Bean can totally be my horcrux! #betterwithoutcontext
  
• 17:51:44: OMG, can I just get my fucking phone call so that looking at these boxes doesn't make me want to throw up??? *rage*
  
• 17:52:54: also be warned, @scarlettsiren is going to be scary when she's licensed. Not in the moving violation sense, in the maniacal cackling sense.
  
• 17:58:57: I said I didn't want to watch "Blink" by myself, but maybe being terror stricken will distract me from being... terror stricken #doctorwho
  
• 19:29:22: Someone get me out of here until 11:30ish so the Angry Negress doesn't make the news tomorrow for murder.
  
• 19:57:49: way to give me a complex about every statue ever, Mr. Moffat... #mommy
  
• 21:32:31: Just got treated to ice cream and bitch session by @higgy1922 urge to kill mostly dissapated.
  
• 21:33:32: Still need to be entertained for a couple hours though. Anything on for tonight?
  
• 22:02:27: Sitting out back staring at the sky with a sort of stray cat keeping me company and a pepsi throwback. Random moment of peace...
  

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