From Twitter 09-26-2010

[anagramofbrat]

• 10:43:04: Assignment for this morning: cook Dad a pound of bacon. -_-;;
  
• 11:14:15: Also how the hell do people make omelettes in non-Teflon pans? #eggfail
  
• 14:40:58: Feeling super lazy and kinda sick today. Hopefully i'll manage to get out of the house for a bit.
  
• 18:58:16: Oh, Park Slope white people. Just saw a guy riding a very tall unicycle down the street like it weren't no thing. XD
  
• 19:07:18: In other news i feel like crap on moldy toast. :(
  
• 21:26:48: I need to find a way to respectfully break it to Dad that his "netbook" is a worthless piece of shit.
  
• 21:29:29: In other news, been chilling in Barnes and Noble for three hours soaking up free wifi. Ahhhh. #yeahimaddictedshutup
  
• 21:32:50: To be fair, I've also been all over the sex, sci-fi and step-parenting sections and dancing to the bad 80s music. #booksareawesome
  

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Comments

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

Butter makes a great substitute for teflon :)