Nonconsensual Shatner

[anagramofbrat]

*facepalm*

I'm getting slammed "at work" on top of my usual TOO MANY THINGS, but I'm honestly happy about it. I way prefer having too much to do than too little.

I finished The Hunger Games last night. Yes, I blew through it in an evening. It was good. Very good. Next: Kavalier and Clay.

ETA: scratch that, the rest of my book pull just arrived. Cryoburn come to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

in Epic Fail News: A local magazine done FUCKED UP BIG TIME to the point where not only did they plagiarize, they managed to piss off The Internet. Good job. *applaud* hope that works out for you. (i'd post links, but really, just google "Cooks Source" and sit back from your monitor in case of splatter from epic clusterfuck/smackdown.)

I'm not kidding about local. The chick in question lives, like, literally up the street. I facepalm yet again.

And now, dragons.



Hopefully i can get the thunder egg safely to kshandra tonight, and then worry about coaxing the three uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly hatchies to grow up into their much more attractive, if still terrifying adult forms.

Comments

[bitterwinters.livejournal.com]

...See icon. also, he won't cut out the word "fuck" but he still bothered to censor the word "shit"? OH SHATNER.

[kshandra]

I just checked, and Jack and Sally grew up (I seriously have to wonder just how many of the male pumpkin dragons out there are named some variant of Jack Skellington or another), so I've got the space on my scroll for it now. And yeah, those are some seriously fugly hatchlings.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

the grown up versions are pretty awesome.

[badrahessa.livejournal.com]

she lives up the street from you! woah! yeah - saw that gory mess earlier today ... the facebook page has gone near chernobyl ...

Also - you win the internetz today fore this Shatner clip. *run off to lob it onto FB*

[athene.livejournal.com]

OMG the song. I <3 how it looks like one of the backup singers is almost wearing a star trek shirt.

[queencallipygos.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ -- you know the woman who perpetrated this, and meanwhile another guy I know (beanish) knows the guy who PUBLICIZED this first.

There really are only six people in the world.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

well to clarify I don't know her, but a map search of her address places her less than a five-10 min walk away, which is like whatever by New York standards, but pretty WTF in weirdly rural but not Western MA.

[witchsistah.livejournal.com]

I just saw that ish on that mag. Turns out, they do that ish habitually. Yanno, if Miss Editor Thang wasn't such a bitch to the woman whose copyright she violated, this MIGHT have gone unnoticed. But naw, folks gotta jump bad and talk shit. Now folks are diggin' all in her garden and comin' up with skeletons.

Shatner needs James Brown, sweated-out-perm-hurred Jesus for that.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

I just don't get how she could steal an article from Martha Stewart. Doesn't she know that bitch did time?

[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

Man fucking w/ Martha Stewart is akin to fucking w/ the Mob. She will BURY your ass and think nothing of it but business.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was my reaction up until I found out that one of the other places she stole articles from is a magazine owned by Disney. Given that fact, I don't think Martha's going to find much to bury.

[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

...so, what you're saying is that this woman's about to be vaporized.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

Smoking crater, methinks. I mean, Disney's a lot of things to a lot of people, but the #1 thing the corporation is: litigious.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

There was a tweet I saw last night that elegantly summed up Judy Griggs' future: "Oh, Cooks Source. Now we see that you've also stolen from Martha Stewart. Martha will cut you up and tastefully decoupage your dead body."

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

I am amused that the back up singers for Shatner are dressed in costumes that go with his major roles, like Trek and T. J. Hooker. I feel badly for them, though, having to sing back up to a spoken word performance.