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HOLY FUCKING BALLS OF CHRIST JUST LOOK AT THESE GODDAMN CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY? I DON'T KNOW BUT APPARENTLY THEY FLY. THEY PROBABLY FART JOY AND LIGHT AND FAIRY POOP AND THAT KEEPS THEM ALOFT BECAUSE EVERYONE GODDAMN KNOWS THAT SHIT IS LIGHTER THAN AIR. ALSO YOU FUCKING KNOW EVERYTHING THIS CUTE COMES FROM JAPAN AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT SO DO THESE LITTLE KAWAII FUCKS. THEY ARE ONLY STARING AT YOU SO THEY CAN HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT AND STEAL YOUR WALLET WHILE YOU'RE ALL BEING KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BY THE AWESOME POWER OF THEIR CUTENESS. LOOK AT THEM! YOU KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO COOTCHIE-FUCKING-COO THE SHIT OUT OF THESE FANTASTIC LITTLE BASTARDS.

thank lysscat for the picture (and by extension the rant)

yeah it's been that kind of day. Pre-trip panic fully engaged. Gratuitous cute and swearing helps. More later.

Comments

[retsuko.livejournal.com]

*dies of laughter*

You really are the best. You know that, right?

[ggirl.livejournal.com]

Those would be sugar gliders. They hail from Australia. And at AMNH, they are featured in our "Extreme Mammals" exhibit. Another reason to go back ;)

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

Momongas actually. They're even smaller than sugar gliders!

[ggirl.livejournal.com]

Oops! lol

[badrahessa.livejournal.com]

I'd actually consider stuffing something THAT cute up my ass! ( as opposed to ugly hamsters )

Kawaii indeed

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

The Tokyo hostel had a picture of one of these whatevertheyare's, sitting in a snow-covered tree, by himself, minding his own, hanging up in the women's potty. What are those???

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

search for "momonga" on wikipedia. :)

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

AAHHHH!! TEH CUTE!! IT BURNZ!!!!!!!!!!!