From Twitter 01-13-2011

[anagramofbrat]

• 00:54:09: can someone explain why in Satan's red and spicy hell I got 64 new followers today? Were the spambots bored?
  
• 10:27:05: Dear A+D Ointment - why do you have to reek to high heaven? you make such an excellent winter moisturizer. :(
  
• 13:25:08: I keep meaning to go dig out Hanzo, but every time I look out the window the sun has done a little bit more of the work for me. XD #fb
  
• 13:37:54: I accidentally made soup. How'd that happen? Oh well, it's pretty. http://goo.gl/photos/SfFLEr8fcq
  
• 14:08:42: This is one of those days where you want to rot13 everything you write just to fuck with everybody. (Fhecevfr! Uvqqra Fngnavp zrffntr!)
  
• 14:12:21: Damn, I don't even like dogs, and I'm kinda half in love with this one. Please spread word and help her find a home? http://ow.ly/3Di2N
  
• 14:48:25: Good news: Car dug out. Bad news: *turn key* *COUGH* WHZZZtkkkkkkkkkkkkfuckyou. >.< There may be a AAA call in my near future. #fb
  
• 15:32:50: Thank fuck for mechanics that also happen to be your friends.
  
• 16:49:03: Fine, I give up, today is fucked.
  
• 16:50:01: Scratch that. Life is fucked. Fucked fucked fuckity fuck fuck fucked.
  
• 17:53:16: Day is looking up. I murderized some potatoes and just found out that the Angry Badger is about five minutes from here. Cross your fingers.
  
• 18:24:36: HANZO LIVES #fb
  

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