From Twitter 02-01-2011

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• 10:34:26: Love today's @teefury but I'm stumped by the "e" symbol. Help? http://www.teefury.com/index.php?pid=1108
  
• 14:08:48: If you love me, buy me a BACONSTRIPS shirt when they go on sale. I'm an XL. @EpicMealTime
  
• 14:35:18: Seems like the stormy weather has also ushered in a week of People's Tweens Behaving Badly. My love and a drink to you parents. #dontkillem
  
• 17:47:11: Death to the "Strong Black Woman" http://bit.ly/eCbHv0 Pretty much yes. Just substitute the weight loss verbiage for any kind of self-care.
  
• 17:51:33: #thingsienvyaboutmensclothing Spare buttons sewn everywhere.
  
• 18:28:48: Ya know, there's gonna be a cubic fuckton of kids born this Halloween. Just sayin'. #happybirthday
  
• 19:21:41: RT @scalzi: The real question tomorrow is not if the groundhog will see his shadow but if he'll be able to crack the ice sealing him in ...
  
• 20:36:49: inexplicably, LJ has changed its header image to that of a bird in a tree. Um.
  
• 20:39:06: also i'm quite sure the snow cover in the "backyard" is deep enough now to easily lose one of the kids in. Standing up. It's up to my waist.
  
• 21:52:27: I've just been informed me that its both Black History Month and Dunkin Donuts' Chocolate Lovers' month. *facepalm*
  
• 21:53:09: I now have an entirely too gleeful white man to beat like a redheaded stepchild for gleefully informing me of that. Excuse me.
  
• 23:46:54: oh god, someone just reminded me that Pearl River Trading Company exists and is full of pretties. MUST NOT COVET LACQUERED CHOPSTICKS.
  
• 23:57:30: There is so much wrong with this I can't even http://bit.ly/hphCxh (contains broomrape) #imnotkidding
  
• 01:58:52: RT @RexHuppke: I just became the mayor of an enormous fucking pile of snow @foursquare! http://4sq.com/sweetjesusthisblizzardsucks
  

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