- 00:35:03: Wayne and Garth may be pushing 50, but 12 year old humor is eternal. #snl #wintersbone
- 00:57:38: I'm not okay with the Churchlady leching on Justin Bieber. #snl
- 01:04:56: Wth, get off my tv bieber!
- 01:05:58: Also that Eddie Murphy impression was FRIGHTENING in its accuracy. #snl
- 11:14:54: Had completely forgotten that the most gorgeous head of hair in the NFL is playing tonight. GNNNNNNRRRRRRAAAAGH.
- 12:00:14: just remembered that I dreamed that the temperature spiked to about 65-70 degrees and everything melted at once. CRAZINESS.
- 16:55:45: if people still are looking for stuff to bring tonight, we do need napkins. #fb
- 19:03:26: my house smells delicious, friends have started trickling in... beer run in progress. I'm ready for some football. You? #superbowl
- 19:55:42: I imagine it would hurt catching a full soda can to the face. #superbowl #ads
- 19:57:20: also that "product placement" bud light commercial was amazing. #superbowl #ads
- 20:01:49: also @renegadethumper makes some DAMN good chili #superbowl
- 20:05:39: Doritos will help you raise zombies. #superbowl #ads
- 20:06:45: ...what the shit Kia. #superbowl #ads
- 20:17:55: okay, great troll there Joan Rivers. #superbowl #ads
- 20:21:02: "Dude, there are sex offenders on EVERY team." Trufax, unfortunately. #superbowl
- 20:48:03: I imagine getting hit by Polamalu must feel a bit like being hit by a tractor trailer with a fro. #ow #superbowl
- 20:51:36: NO NO NO NO NO NO I OBJECT TO HAVING YOUR CAR CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK FOR YOU. LOOK AT THAT SHIT WHEN YOU GET HOME FFS #superbowl #ads
- 20:54:49: Okay, Thor and Cap look gooooood, and I don't even like blonds. #yaryarhumphump #superbowl #ads
- 21:14:43: ...... #blackeyedpeas #superbowl #halftime
- 21:16:23: WTH these costumes are like Blade meets tron meets Michael Jackson's worst nightmare. #blackeyedpease #superbowl #halftime
- 21:19:16: this half time show is making my head explode. #superbowl
- 21:20:03: ...its still better than the Who last year. #superbowl
- 21:21:07: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHIT I CANT EVEN WHAT THE HAYLLL #halftime #superbowl
- 21:22:33: "if I ever become a supervillian I want my minions to look like that: box-head robots and dancers in light up suits." --@cell23 #superbowl
- 21:40:11: HO SHIT CAMERA POSITION FAIL #superbowl
- 21:42:45: RT @EugeneMirman: I'm afraid if the Superbowl is being broadcast into space, aliens will interpret this Black Eyed Peas performance as a ...
- 22:30:06: man, Packers... wth is with the butterfingery shit? #superbowl
- 22:33:28: ...okay, talking cars making innuendo. #superbowl #ads #epicfacepalm
- 22:46:05: okay, I did like the new beetle commercial. #superbowl #ads
- 23:09:52: THIS. RT @PlaidGirl: I've just realized Twitter was created so we can watch TV together and not tie up the telephone line like we did in HS.
- 23:42:18: game over, party over, place more or less cleaned, time to start worrying about tomorrow's trip and digest all the chili I ate. #ow
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