From Twitter 02-08-2011

[anagramofbrat]

• 08:56:05: "Yellow Rice. Because we ended Rice-ism." LOL WTF @EpicMealTime
  
• 08:59:00: "C'mere, vegan. THESE NACHOS WILL CHANGE YOU." That's about where I had to stop the vid due to laughing too hard. @EpicMealTime
  
• 09:07:56: also, dear gods, I love you, New York. Where else can you get a foot long hero sandwich at 1 am for less than $5 that's absolutely HEAVENLY?
  
• 09:34:56: Sis keeps her keurig machine by her bed instead of an alarm clock. Dedication or severe addiction? You decide! (it's good though.)
  
• 10:03:45: Ever consider a sandwich to determine which direction to begin eating it from? That's what I'm now doing with my day. More coffee needed.
  
• 10:38:03: Sis is now blasting Akon. Deliver me from Autotune hell. #judging
  
• 11:07:24: all right. Time to head out and into the craziness.
  
• 13:01:58: At Mt. Sinai. Dad's doing much better this morning. Copious fussing/complaining is a good sign.
  
• 15:32:13: Looks like it's only chest cavity fluid, no infection. Therefore, no pneumonia. Yay!
  
• 15:33:57: Just saw @ladygaga's new single cover. She REALLY looks like Marilyn Manson's kid sister in that picture.
  
• 18:39:28: It is significantly easier being The Big Asshole In Traffic when you're not driving your own car.
  
• 18:58:12: Quietly, and with the sort of dignified calm that means he's going to be a stubborn PITA, Dad has declared that he wants to go home. #uhoh
  
• 20:13:10: THE TICKETS ARE NOW MELANGE! http://bit.ly/hGpmwx #dunegeek @isaiahmustafa
  
• 20:22:28: Stanley is trying to convince me I'm genetically predisposed to like plantain chips. I remain dubious. :P
  
• 20:36:39: I like plantains fine, it's the chips I'm dubious of. Stanley's making fun of me because the dubious hasn't kept me from eating them.
  
• 22:48:03: "debugging" doesn't seem like a strong enough word for what I'm trying to do with sis' computer. "Delousing" seems more like it.
  
• 22:55:44: also it should not have taken me this long to find the netbook's delete key. #fail #themoreyouknow
  
• 22:59:51: wow, suddenly hit with crushing, all powerful jonesing for entenmann's _anything._ I may have to *GASP* make a bodega run #brooklyn
  
• 23:41:48: remember kids: every time you install a Norton Security product, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens, plzthx #techrage
  
• 00:19:12: bodega run complete. SWEETS & PRINGLES ACQUIRED. (btw holy crap wind chill out there)
  
• 01:05:09: Vaguely creeped out that my sister's laundry uses the same card system as Squire. #samepricetoo #whatthehell #macgrey #fb
  
• 01:12:07: Ruthy is clearing her DVR. So far this evening: What Not To Wear, The Young and the Restless and The Game. #judging #sideeye #ohHAYLLno
  

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