From Twitter 03-29-2011

[anagramofbrat]

• 09:27:21: *sigh* Yes, Lily you are mighty in your hunting abilities and i deeply appreciate the wristband you have killed and brought me. #cats
  
• 12:29:55: Okay, I would totally do Indian food, @EpicMealTime style. That shit looked DELICIOUS.
  
• 13:12:05: Things that make you go D: accidentally finding/sniffing the boyfriend's ghost peppers. #theydontbelongbehindthesugar #whydoilikehimagain
  
• 15:19:21: WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP this tub ain't gonna scrub itself. #biggirlpanties
  
• 16:23:44: kinda hopped up on bath cleaner fumes, but my nemesis of the week is conquered, so it's worth the headache.
  
• 16:29:57: mow mow mow love me mow mow mow feed me mow mow mow throw my wristband mow mow mow gimme scritches mow mow mow #forfuckssakecatshutup
  
• 16:39:11: to be fair, I'm usually more accommodating, but her butt currently smells like Satan's left gym sock. #whatthehelldidsheeatthismorning
  
• 21:37:21: "No, your Geist cannot be pedobear." #geist
  

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