anagramofbrat | From Twitter 04-08-2011

09:08:50: Keepin' calm, carryin' on.
13:21:07: I was all set to complain about the weather stalling out in the low 50s, but then I saw that temperatures are set to jump into the 70s soon.
13:22:58: Besides, bitching about the weather in April leads to sudden heatwaves and the air being filled with allergy-making tree sperm early.
13:25:11: Last thing I want is to be hot, sticky, sneezing and itchy. One should never go through a day feeling the personification of disney dwarfs.
13:25:25: ...or Pac-Man ghosts, for that matter.
16:24:51: can't tell if my current Old Spice induced nausea is cause of previous associations or cause this guy on the bus bathed in it this morning
16:31:46: Anyway. Meeting @cell23 in amherst and then shipping out to Boston to find my wooden leg. Er, i mean pick up the lil bits.
16:34:09: While i'm here someone PLEASE come get your bro so he can stop irritating the entire bus stop by rapping along to his iPod at max volume.
21:47:02: RT @CaptainAssholay: Sometimes I wish I could just have badass looking spikes jut out of my body when I was super pissed and it would te ...