"Open your axels."

[anagramofbrat]

You know, of all the instances of Rule 34 I've encountered, I'm pretty sure I'm most horrified by this entry in weepingcock.

36 chapters of Cars fanporn? REALLY? I... I... can't... OH DEAR JESUS WHY DOES SUCH A THING EXIST CARS DO NOT HAVE EROGENOUS ZONES HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY SEXY, LET ALONE PLAUSIBLE

You know it's going to be an interesting day when you're actually contemplating using 2G1C as brain bleach.

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[sixswordsamurai.livejournal.com]

"You looking real good girl, back that trunk up.."

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

how is it possible that every time I think I can't possibly hate you any more you find some way of deepening my loathing?

[sixswordsamurai.livejournal.com]

You love me long time. In your car. aww yeah.

[nounsandverbs]

As everyone knows -- cars ARE one big erogenous zone.

[lysscat.livejournal.com]

My current favorite hilarious thing about fanfic is that there are two different kinds of Transformers fic. In one, they are all robot parts. In the other, they have human-style genitalia underneath their robot parts.

They have sex in both kinds of fic, but my favorite part is that the second type of fic is called "sticky".

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

... I'd scrub my brain, but in point of fact I am already at the saturation point when I discovered "Kiss Play." I am not letting Japan play with my toys anymore until they learn to play NICE with them.

[retsuko.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! That reminds me of those t-shirts I used to see a lot of various animals having sex with each other in different positions; I had the same reaction you did when I saw a t-shirt with cars doing it. (This was way before the movie, sometime in the mid-80s.)

[nireena.livejournal.com]

...

i think the commenter's entry with the user icon of the wide-eyed LOLcat saying "what has been seen cannot be unseen" fits my reaction best. brain bleach, indeed.

the commentary by the poster was hilarious. altho for the car "perfumes" i was thinking, "sickly sweet strawberry and lysol pine tree?".

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Cripes, I'm terrified enough of Cars as it is. Cracked.com, of all things, summed up my problem nicely: WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE?!

I understand that there are also tractors used as livestock. THIS ONLY RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS.

On the other hand, my favorite discovery of Rule 34 is definitely when David Tennant discovered it on Live TV. I just loved how the camera guys couldn't stop cutting back to him.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

Your icon says it all.