A short drama in which our heroine clearly forgets where she is

[anagramofbrat]

Me: [bored, waiting for pot to boil so she can make pasta]

Tarnished Antique Silver Serving Tray: Pssst! Lookit me! I'm pretty! Or I was. I will be pretty when you polish me. You like to polish the pretty things. Make me pretty!

Me: Hmm, okay. I need something to do while the pasta cooks [commence hunting for silver polish] Aha, There you are!

Silver Polish: Avast! You have found me, you scurvy dog! *

Me: Now I can polish the tray!

Tarnished Antique Silver Serving Tray: Hooray!

Me: [opens the silver polish]

Gigantic Long Dead But Still Magnificent Black Spiky Fuzzy Mold Thing: BOO! **

Me: OH MY GAWD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! [drops silver polish in trash can and flees kitchen]

Gigantic Long Dead But Still Magnificent Black Spiky Fuzzy Mold Thing: [cackles]

Silver Polish: Yarr!

Tarnished Antique Silver Serving Tray: [pout]

Me: [goes upstairs to post to LJ and attempt to calm down]

Pasta Pot: [boils]

FIN.


...OKAY SERIOUSLY? IS THERE A SUBSTANCE THAT WILL NOT SPROUT INTERESTING FUNGI IF LEFT ALONE LONG ENOUGH???? HOLY JESUS CHRIST ON A POTATO CHIP.


* yeah, I don't know why the silver polish can has a pirate accent either. It just does. Deal.

** Acceptable alternate dialogue: "SURPRISE!" or "O HAI!"

Comments

[purpura.livejournal.com]

OMG! ROTFLOL!!!!

I have had similar discussions with things. And I like the pirate accent.

Heh

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

You being as crazy as me comforts me in the small hours...

[reme.livejournal.com]

you can polish silver with toothpaste.

[triplemare.livejournal.com]

Ahem.
pitui

I have *no* idea what you mean (http://triplemare.livejournal.com/294484.html), ;)

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

I believe "Y HALO THAR" may also be applicable.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

This sounds muchly like an episode from my life. Only in my case, the scary item would probably be something I found hiding in the back of the fridge.