Di hates me

[anagramofbrat]

It's my dick in a *fancy* box
(mostly work safe, other than content and horrendous web design)

to quote htl_1126, "every bedazzled vag needs a fancy dick!"


...right crawling away and completely disowning humanity now.

Comments

[purpura.livejournal.com]

And I was just discussing Vajazziling... Nice to see we can disavow both women and men.

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

that icon picture is adorable.

[purpura.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I captioned it "Oh No!!!" and it works for so many situations...

[head58.livejournal.com]

Oh dead. "Pam's Gossip Train" (one of the Archer-related feed) found out about vajazzling. This will end badly.

O.M.G.

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

The Call: "Weeeeeoooooo! Clear the way! Put up the ladder! Turn on the hose!"

The Reply: "Oh put me out! Put me out!"

The Play: Hold one hand on top of the head and open and close it to simulate a flashing light. With the other hand pretend to hold the steering wheel and rush round your partner in ever decreasing circles. On reaching "the fire" put up the ladder.


.....


AHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
That's fucking great.

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH!! Penis-origami!!

[htl-1126.livejournal.com]

Hey I suffered the the bedazzled vag you can suffer the dick in a box. lol