Eeeeeuuurrrrgggggllrrrrggh.

[anagramofbrat]

You know how in the sixth Harry Potter book Dumbledore had to drink all the poisoned liquid to get to Slytherin's locket at the bottom? I really have to wonder if J.K. Rowling has ever prepped for intestinal endoscopy, cause that's pretty much exactly what it feels like down to the screaming and the wanting to stop, except with less screaming (don't wan't to wake up the roomie) and more noxious fake-cherry flavoring. We'll leave out the intended effects, other than to observe that it would be preferable and probably more effective to take a shot from a neat little gun owned by a certain Mr. Spider Jerusalem.

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[kshandra]

gridlore got coconut flavored Redi-Cat once. What. The actual. Fuck.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

omg EW.

[kshandra]

He actually said he'd prefer to be intubated rather than have to drink that crap again - and this is coming from a man with such a strong gag reflex that they tubed him while he was sedated once and he still choked on it.

(Congratulations, m'dear, your exploits over the last year have gotten you into the "Koosh pulls no punches when telling hospital stories" club. I'm sorry. *wry grin*)