before I lose it in the ether

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There is a bird that hangs out in one of the pink trees near my window that has to be some kind of mockingbird because it puts out all kinds of calls and impressions of real life things all damn day. My alarm woke me up this morning at 7 just in time to hear him doing a very convincing impression of a cash register printing a receipt.

I then fell back asleep and had a seriously weird dream about the Smoke Monster from LOST invading a Starbucks.