Little Old Ladies == LOLs

[anagramofbrat]

Scene:

Westfield Subway, around lunchtime.

Dramatis Personae:
LOL = slightly senile and very nearsighted little old lady.
SYC = Strapping Young Police Officer.

[Enter SYC.]

SYC: Mrs. ___! Mrs. ____!

LOL: [turns and squints up at SYC] ... do I know you?

SYC: It's me, ____! Remember me?

LOL: [squints some more] You a copper?

SYC: [proudly] Yes, ma'am, I am.

LOL: I don't like coppers. [turns back to considering her sandwich order]

SYC: *sadface*


Does it make me a bad person that I am rather looking forward to being a little old lady precisely so I can pull shit like this without consequence?

Comments

[htl-1126.livejournal.com]

This is AWESOME!!!!!

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

you don't know how much self control I had to muster up not to explode into giggles.