From Twitter 03-03-2011

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• 00:18:05: ...OW. Seriously, I'm not in shape for New York anymore #sore #old #jellyformuscles #wheresmybengay
  
• 00:41:03: "I love ladies so much I think I'm a lesbian!" -- crazy homeless dude on the 4 train tonight
  
• 01:51:17: and now I sleep, hopefully deeply and dreamlessly.
  
• 06:28:24: deeply, check. Dreamlessly check. Not very long, alas, check. #goddamnit #crohns_sux
  
• 10:54:23: Still a big ball of ow. Must figure out how to overcome this in order to get stuff accomplished today. Next stop, advil.
  
• 10:59:46: Wellp, I know what I'll be doing July 12 if this actually pans out. http://t.co/K1LtfMZ #yaybooks #wheewesteros
  
• 12:16:04: Dad WOULD have me chasing the one piece of menswear you apparently CAN'T FIND anywhere in New York City. >.< #wildgoosechase #whowearsascots
  
• 12:37:15: Finally found a place in the garment district. Jesus, that should not have been that difficult. Thank to-whom-it-may-concern for google.
  
• 12:45:16: The one fun thing about all this is I seem to be accidentally window shopping for ties that match @cell23's suits. #classymenswear
  
• 12:55:01: in non menswear news, getting rapidly sick of the fro. Yarn may be in order for Sunday. Gonna have to find a good color.
  
• 13:26:51: Pulling up my pants and doing the Rockaway. Lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back. #laziestdanceever #girltalk
  
• 14:18:54: right. Out into the wide wild world of New York. Wish me luck (and stamina!)
  
• 14:30:33: okay, stopping being fascinated/slightly grossed out that my boyfriend tried squirrel stew and ACTUALLY LEAVE THE HOUSE. Bye.
  
• 17:17:46: Ascots found, purchased, and delivered. Violently tempted to go back and get @cell23 a cubic fuckton of silk ties, cause damn.
  
• 17:20:30: The garment district, ladies&gentlemen. Proof that if you think shopping in NYC is expensive you are doing it wrong.
  
• 18:32:43: Dad's getting released from rehab next Thursday! #yay
  
• 19:52:26: One good thing about Dad getting released: no more nurses asking if I'm "the baby." #ladyimagrownasswoman
  
• 22:06:33: At the end of another day of nonstop running and i feel like i got kicked in the spine by a horse. If this is getting old, i dont like it.
  
• 22:29:41: I swear cats only love me when they're hungry. And even then its less love and more FEED ME HUMAN SLAVE. #allcatstalklikenIvaderZim
  
• 23:36:17: I really don't know how to feel about @TheRealMajela latest song/video exhorting Ghaddafi to do things to her vagina. D:
  
• 23:37:21: Also I'm a little O_o at how many people are trying to offload their iPads on Craigslist today. Come on people, iPad2 ain't really all that.
  
• 23:42:04: Oh hey, there's the wall. #readytogohome #14hours #aaaaaaaa
  

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