From Twitter 04-14-2011

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• 07:56:28: No rest for the wicked. Into the fray.
  
• 09:57:42: You know, at this point I've got a pretty strong case for just dropping a lit match or three somewhere in The House... #done
  
• 09:59:34: this rate I might have to nip back after easter just to tie up loose ends. Not happy about this idea.
  
• 11:21:12: While I'm annoyed that I have to sit on the front porch to catch any internet, at least it's gorgeous in Brooklyn today.
  
• 11:22:12: Also Dad's cat is peering at me through the front door and yowling indignantly. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE COME BACK IN AND PET ME AT ONCE
  
• 11:25:12: alas, I can't sit out here and charge my lzrz all day. Gotta head back and primp for the Sports Ball tonight.
  
• 11:26:33: And before you think that sounds like fun, I'm basically spending the evening squeezed into tight itchy formalwear and babysitting Dad. Yay.
  
• 11:26:57: For serious, I'd rather go home and play #dnd tonight.
  
• 11:58:51: right, off to squeeze myself into spanx, hairpins and high heels.
  
• 12:53:00: Proof that I can't do jack without fucking up somehow - I forgot my laptop cord at The House and I have about a half hour of battery left.
  
• 12:53:42: so much for getting anything productive done today. Not that I would have, really.
  
• 13:24:41: Oh since people are talking about recipes, i did manage to score a copy of the new Joy of Cooking from The House. It's coming back with me.
  
• 13:26:46: A bittersweet score: mom bought it to replace her ancient falling apart edition and by the look of it, got sick before she could use it. :(
  
• 16:33:20: Wellp I'm shod, pinned, squeezed and made up... I'm sure there will be pictures so that you may marvel at my freakish femininity.
  
• 16:34:02: Now I gotta go help Dad with his tux. Later y'all.
  
• 19:06:48: You guys I think I've died and gone to hors d'œvre heaven. #fancyparty
  
• 22:15:47: Who the HAYLL though mashing up Remember the Time with The Electric Slide was a good idea??? They should be shot. D:
  
• 22:21:00: Ruthy wants me to tweet about the Sports Ball. So I am. Visit the Arthur Ashe Institute for Urban Health web site. They do good work.
  
• 22:23:43: It's arthurasheinstitute.org. If you have any rich friends, have em donate.
  
• 22:25:45: That said I have to get me some calypso music and play it. Hearing it tonight was like chicken soup for the Caribbean soul, I shit you not.
  
• 22:46:57: Teaching an old dog new tricks is a bit easier than teaching my 83yo dad how to dougie, but not quite as hilarious.
  

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