From Twitter 04-21-2011

[anagramofbrat]

• 09:48:59: Wanted to trade: functional uterus and a non-cooperative intestine. The latter is great if you wanna lose 40lbs in 3 months. #crampy #crohns
  
• 09:53:12: And yes, I realize it's more than a little fucked up how good of a selling point that is. :P
  
• 09:56:20: in non-OW related news, trying to decide how messed up it would be if I put on Gone With The Wind as my work background noise today.
  
• 09:57:55: Only because I know there are some severe fanboys out there, it looks like they just put every single 007 movie on netflix this week.
  
• 10:40:48: Cat: 0. Me: 1. Lets just say that a) the spider plant is at least temporarily safe from being chewed on b) cats do NOT like hot sauce.
  
• 15:45:06: Oh Michael York. You still sound exactly the same.
  
• 18:44:45: "GLaDOS moaned loudly like a panda." #betterwithoutcontext #noreally
  
• 19:45:43: Caption contest! http://goo.gl/photos/L8qTe8CI4G
  

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Comments

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

The fact that my first thought was "40 lbs in three months? OOOHHH!" means you owe me a slap >.