you mess with the fro, you got to go

[anagramofbrat]

A public service announcement to everyone dating Black women:

Never ever ever EVER get our hair wet without permission. Not even in the shower. Trust me, we have gotten the art of showering without dampening the hair down to a SCIENCE. So just because I'm standing in the shower covered in soap? THE HAIR BE DRY. UNTIL YOUR ASS DECIDED TO DROP COLD WATER ON MY HEAD THAT IS.

Consequences include dick punching, all of today's chores and other acts of violence.

Excuse me, I have to dig cell23's shovel out of his car so I can bury his dumb corpse.

Comments

[qweerdo.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to pop over here and say that I like you a lot. I'd suggest we be friends strictly from posts like this and all of your answers in booj, but, I can't even keep up with the friends I already have on here and I hate adding people and then not giving them and their posts the attention I think they deserve. But I wanted to you to know that I think about it almost everytime I see one of your responses over there.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

hee. :) I love compliments from random internet people.

No I'm not being at all sarcastic, I really do. So thank you.

I completely understand about overwhelming friends list too. But I'll stick you on my f-list so you're always welcome to visit. :)

[qweerdo.livejournal.com]

I was hoping you'd say that. I really did want to friend you. And chances are, I will comment. I just wanted an out in case I didn't. =)