you mess with the fro, you got to go

[anagramofbrat]

A public service announcement to everyone dating Black women:

Never ever ever EVER get our hair wet without permission. Not even in the shower. Trust me, we have gotten the art of showering without dampening the hair down to a SCIENCE. So just because I'm standing in the shower covered in soap? THE HAIR BE DRY. UNTIL YOUR ASS DECIDED TO DROP COLD WATER ON MY HEAD THAT IS.

Consequences include dick punching, all of today's chores and other acts of violence.

Excuse me, I have to dig cell23's shovel out of his car so I can bury his dumb corpse.

Comments

[witchsistah.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Some mofos just don't WANNA live.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Damn, he could just ASK me to kill him nicely, I might consider it but no, he has to get between a woman and her Pepsi first.