"Open your axels."

You know, of all the instances of Rule 34 I've encountered, I'm pretty sure I'm most horrified by this entry in weepingcock.

36 chapters of Cars fanporn? REALLY? I... I... can't... OH DEAR JESUS WHY DOES SUCH A THING EXIST CARS DO NOT HAVE EROGENOUS ZONES HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY SEXY, LET ALONE PLAUSIBLE

You know it's going to be an interesting day when you're actually contemplating using 2G1C as brain bleach.

"Open your axels."

You know, of all the instances of Rule 34 I've encountered, I'm pretty sure I'm most horrified by this entry in weepingcock.

36 chapters of Cars fanporn? REALLY? I... I... can't... OH DEAR JESUS WHY DOES SUCH A THING EXIST CARS DO NOT HAVE EROGENOUS ZONES HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY SEXY, LET ALONE PLAUSIBLE

You know it's going to be an interesting day when you're actually contemplating using 2G1C as brain bleach.

Also

OMG I just saw the couple from the dancing wedding party on the Today show. They're even more adorkable in high def lol. It's kinda neat how these sorts of things explode across the nets. When I saw it yesterday, it was at 88K ish views, now it's well over a million. I'm pretty sure a good chunk of those was just me replaying it... at least I can get almost to the end without sniffling now, lol.

I'm always completely and utterly astounded about how my perception of New York's geography is completely drawn from the Hertz NYC Subway map. It's always a little bit of a wtf that Manhattan is almost due north of The house and about half as wide as I think it is (and 1.5 times as long), Queens is more off to the east, and all the subway lines in my area actually run pretty much straight north/south, while the Manhattan trunk lines run more southwest/northeast, and the whole Manhattan to Brooklyn relationship is a lot less cock and balls-like than the MTA would have you believe. Seriously, lookit:



I guess there you have it, riding the subway from a very young age will warp your fragile little mind.

Also

OMG I just saw the couple from the dancing wedding party on the Today show. They're even more adorkable in high def lol. It's kinda neat how these sorts of things explode across the nets. When I saw it yesterday, it was at 88K ish views, now it's well over a million. I'm pretty sure a good chunk of those was just me replaying it... at least I can get almost to the end without sniffling now, lol.

I'm always completely and utterly astounded about how my perception of New York's geography is completely drawn from the Hertz NYC Subway map. It's always a little bit of a wtf that Manhattan is almost due north of The house and about half as wide as I think it is (and 1.5 times as long), Queens is more off to the east, and all the subway lines in my area actually run pretty much straight north/south, while the Manhattan trunk lines run more southwest/northeast, and the whole Manhattan to Brooklyn relationship is a lot less cock and balls-like than the MTA would have you believe. Seriously, lookit:



I guess there you have it, riding the subway from a very young age will warp your fragile little mind.

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I am utterly dead and exhausted from the hips down.

My midsection is still happily processing dead bison, all you can eat fries and HOLY GOD if you ever get a chance to try Boyle's creamy red birch beer, especially from the fountain, do not, I repeat DO NOT pass it up. Oh gods, Fuddruckers, how I love you.

Above the neck... I'm awake, but that may change shortly. Long day is incredibly long.

Days spent with Amastan and Alé are inevitably filled with me sending up a silent apology to all and sundry who can hear me on a spiritual level for being so goddamn smart and annoying as hell when I was a teenager. That said, I did have fun hanging with Amanda, Alé and her friend Amber today.

I will post a full report on the Museum when I can plug the Hatemonger into EPEEN. There were pictures. Lots. Of. Pictures. Also: goddamn I need a tripod. Or at least a better method of keeping the camera still for long exposures other than holding my breath.

Anyway, I'm currently in PA at Amastan's, and will be for the weekend. No real plans other than chilling with the fam and getting work done in the downtime. There was a moment or two of sheer panic when I thought I wouldn't be able to get online until I got back to NY - which is just goddamn ridiculous. I think later this year I need to take a good long look at my three hardcore addictions (sugar, caffeine, and Das Intarbütz) and see about breaking them. Again.

I actually found myself missing driving this evening on the way out here. Even the trafficky bits of I80 were getting under my skin from where I sat in the back of Stan's car. There needs to be a road trip in the near future, I think.

Winday

I am utterly dead and exhausted from the hips down.

My midsection is still happily processing dead bison, all you can eat fries and HOLY GOD if you ever get a chance to try Boyle's creamy red birch beer, especially from the fountain, do not, I repeat DO NOT pass it up. Oh gods, Fuddruckers, how I love you.

Above the neck... I'm awake, but that may change shortly. Long day is incredibly long.

Days spent with Amastan and Alé are inevitably filled with me sending up a silent apology to all and sundry who can hear me on a spiritual level for being so goddamn smart and annoying as hell when I was a teenager. That said, I did have fun hanging with Amanda, Alé and her friend Amber today.

I will post a full report on the Museum when I can plug the Hatemonger into EPEEN. There were pictures. Lots. Of. Pictures. Also: goddamn I need a tripod. Or at least a better method of keeping the camera still for long exposures other than holding my breath.

Anyway, I'm currently in PA at Amastan's, and will be for the weekend. No real plans other than chilling with the fam and getting work done in the downtime. There was a moment or two of sheer panic when I thought I wouldn't be able to get online until I got back to NY - which is just goddamn ridiculous. I think later this year I need to take a good long look at my three hardcore addictions (sugar, caffeine, and Das Intarbütz) and see about breaking them. Again.

I actually found myself missing driving this evening on the way out here. Even the trafficky bits of I80 were getting under my skin from where I sat in the back of Stan's car. There needs to be a road trip in the near future, I think.