Because Twitter was made of fail last night

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• 08:41 CONSCIENCE OFF! DICK ON! *giggle riotously*
• 10:04 *kicks her dragons* Grow up; I want more of you. http://dragcave.net/user/kjpepper
• 10:19 *sigh* looks like it's going to be one of those frustrated and angry days. I suppose it's better than a paralyzed and depressed day. #fb
• 10:20 well at least I seem to be successfully dodging the plague.
• 12:09 Oh cheese. Why are you so delicious?
• 12:28 Hmm, the new Old Republic trailer is pretty sexy. May have to get on that bandwagon. #fb
• 13:50 tee hee. http://bit.ly/auzwkb
• 22:14 Things you don't want to have stuck in your head after having grown-up fun: http://youtu.be/znHA1rYxmN4 WTF brain.

Painstakingly recreated in the Loudtwitter style because I'm anal retentive about mah tweets like that.