I had a rage but I eated it. Well, no I deliberately suppressed it, because sometimes such feefees are completely pointless, there's nothing to be done about the reasons WHY I'm having a rage, and honestly the best thing for all involved is to let it go rather than ventsplode all over the internet, no matter how much I wanna. So eating a gigantic hot dog (that is not a euphemism) and cheerfully forcing myself down from rage to zero.

Besides. How can I be having a rage when this happened in my reality?



why yes, the entire point of this post might have been to use those specific two tags, why do you ask?

Back to the invitation mines with me, I swear if these aren't done tonight someone needs to bring me a squirming UMass freshman I can sacrifice via multitudinous vellum papercuts.

...note to self, make some ZERO FUCKS GIVEN icons out of the gangnam style video. Hell, I could probably get an entire mood icon theme out of that song...

From the CDC by way of Wikipedia, regarding rabies (emphasis mine):

"Small rodents such as squirrels, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, chipmunks, rats, and mice and lagomorphs like rabbits and hares are almost never found to be infected with rabies and are not known to transmit rabies to humans."

...orly?



(nope, still not telling... yet. Hee hee hee)

To one specific person: I truly hope the direction you are headed is the correct one for you and ultimately will be worth the price of your passage.

Rest of friends-list: BASK IN THE SPIKY 80s SEXY THAT IS BILLY IDOL. *masculine sneer*

Fuck your so called "delicious cake."

a) the cake is and always was a goddamn LIE. Tired old meme or not, in this case it applies. Any cake there was to be had was mine and if anyone ran away with it giggling, it was you.

b) I don't need your goddamn vegan gluten free treehugging hippie cake, so roll it up, shove it up your ass and light it on fire. My dollar ninety nine betty crocker shit tastes so much better it's not even funny. But I'm sure that self-righteous smugma (not a typo) you and the others bukakked all over it by way of frosting tastes like... something.

c) "delicious cake" is another term for severely underage jailbait. Research your metaphors before using them.

Thank you, move along.

And no, I'm not explaining, so don't ask. No exceptions.