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thank you Mr. President.
Oct. 22nd, 2010 10:37 amA great reason to pull the "my president is more lickable than yours" tag out:
*applause*
*applause*
Fart resistant blanket.
Fart. Resistant. Blanket.
FART BLANKET.
FAAAAAAAAAAAART BLANKET.
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What the bloody blue fuck, y'all.
Fart resistant blanket.
Fart. Resistant. Blanket.
FART BLANKET.
FAAAAAAAAAAAART BLANKET.
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What the bloody blue fuck, y'all.
Covered in Muffking BEEZ
Jun. 25th, 2010 05:12 pmSeems to be a theme today, lol.
Things I need to get done:
Big chunk of work updates that need to get done before I leave town This should NOT have taken as long as it did, but damn it it's DONE now.
Throw Crap To Wear (and wash) this weekend into backpack
Clean out Hanzo-san (Considering I despise having a messy car, this will only involve clearing out some petals left over from the funeral a few weeks back, a towel and and some papers) - Fuck it, this ain't going to happen. If dad objects to flower petals, he's going to just have to deal.
Plug in and charge Things What need Charging and poke iTunes playlists for the drive down
Get some kind of dinner.
Recheck that I have indeed packed everything I need to freaking pack
Take the kids' toys/books over to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cell23's.
Drop off some DVDs and wish aradiadiane a happy birthday
ADDED to list: take shower because I smell like it's been over 90 degrees all damn day.
OMG Drive to NYC! (right, time to go.)
Things I HAVE managed to get done
(despite glitches mostly having to do with EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS)
gas up and do the pre-long drive car check
(this hit a snag when my Bank of America card refused to work properly - one detour to the Amherst branch and a panic attack later...)
get my damn cable back on (whoop whoop)
(the snag here was having the TV go back on instantly but the internet involved me having to call them so they could reset my modem remotely. Grr.)
god, it's nice to have my own goddamn internet again you guys have no idea.
Also riding a little high on adrenaline... I totally ripped into this overtanned beach blonde princess at the comcast office because she had parked her car in front of the office door in such a way that no one could get around her to park in the actual parking spaces in the back (not to mention the trucks couldn't get to their holding area either). Seriously, I Angry Black Womanned her ass (yes it's a verb) until she left in a screaming swearing huff... and got a quiet round of applause from the line of little old ladies waiting to pay their bills. Seriously you guys, I have no patience for entitled teenage speshul snowflakes anymore. I must be getting old or something.
Anycrap, got shit to do and a trip to pack for. Wish me luck and a safe journey y'all.
Things I need to get done:
cell23's.aradiadiane a happy birthdayOMG Drive to NYC! (right, time to go.)
Things I HAVE managed to get done
(despite glitches mostly having to do with EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS)
gas up and do the pre-long drive car check
(this hit a snag when my Bank of America card refused to work properly - one detour to the Amherst branch and a panic attack later...)
get my damn cable back on (whoop whoop)
(the snag here was having the TV go back on instantly but the internet involved me having to call them so they could reset my modem remotely. Grr.)
god, it's nice to have my own goddamn internet again you guys have no idea.
Also riding a little high on adrenaline... I totally ripped into this overtanned beach blonde princess at the comcast office because she had parked her car in front of the office door in such a way that no one could get around her to park in the actual parking spaces in the back (not to mention the trucks couldn't get to their holding area either). Seriously, I Angry Black Womanned her ass (yes it's a verb) until she left in a screaming swearing huff... and got a quiet round of applause from the line of little old ladies waiting to pay their bills. Seriously you guys, I have no patience for entitled teenage speshul snowflakes anymore. I must be getting old or something.
Anycrap, got shit to do and a trip to pack for. Wish me luck and a safe journey y'all.
Covered in Muffking BEEZ
Jun. 25th, 2010 05:12 pmSeems to be a theme today, lol.
Things I need to get done:
Big chunk of work updates that need to get done before I leave town This should NOT have taken as long as it did, but damn it it's DONE now.
Throw Crap To Wear (and wash) this weekend into backpack
Clean out Hanzo-san (Considering I despise having a messy car, this will only involve clearing out some petals left over from the funeral a few weeks back, a towel and and some papers) - Fuck it, this ain't going to happen. If dad objects to flower petals, he's going to just have to deal.
Plug in and charge Things What need Charging and poke iTunes playlists for the drive down
Get some kind of dinner.
Recheck that I have indeed packed everything I need to freaking pack
Take the kids' toys/books over to cell23's.
Drop off some DVDs and wish aradiadiane a happy birthday
ADDED to list: take shower because I smell like it's been over 90 degrees all damn day.
OMG Drive to NYC! (right, time to go.)
Things I HAVE managed to get done
(despite glitches mostly having to do with EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS)
gas up and do the pre-long drive car check
(this hit a snag when my Bank of America card refused to work properly - one detour to the Amherst branch and a panic attack later...)
get my damn cable back on (whoop whoop)
(the snag here was having the TV go back on instantly but the internet involved me having to call them so they could reset my modem remotely. Grr.)
god, it's nice to have my own goddamn internet again you guys have no idea.
Also riding a little high on adrenaline... I totally ripped into this overtanned beach blonde princess at the comcast office because she had parked her car in front of the office door in such a way that no one could get around her to park in the actual parking spaces in the back (not to mention the trucks couldn't get to their holding area either). Seriously, I Angry Black Womanned her ass (yes it's a verb) until she left in a screaming swearing huff... and got a quiet round of applause from the line of little old ladies waiting to pay their bills. Seriously you guys, I have no patience for entitled teenage speshul snowflakes anymore. I must be getting old or something.
Anycrap, got shit to do and a trip to pack for. Wish me luck and a safe journey y'all.
Things I need to get done:
cell23's.aradiadiane a happy birthdayOMG Drive to NYC! (right, time to go.)
Things I HAVE managed to get done
(despite glitches mostly having to do with EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS)
gas up and do the pre-long drive car check
(this hit a snag when my Bank of America card refused to work properly - one detour to the Amherst branch and a panic attack later...)
get my damn cable back on (whoop whoop)
(the snag here was having the TV go back on instantly but the internet involved me having to call them so they could reset my modem remotely. Grr.)
god, it's nice to have my own goddamn internet again you guys have no idea.
Also riding a little high on adrenaline... I totally ripped into this overtanned beach blonde princess at the comcast office because she had parked her car in front of the office door in such a way that no one could get around her to park in the actual parking spaces in the back (not to mention the trucks couldn't get to their holding area either). Seriously, I Angry Black Womanned her ass (yes it's a verb) until she left in a screaming swearing huff... and got a quiet round of applause from the line of little old ladies waiting to pay their bills. Seriously you guys, I have no patience for entitled teenage speshul snowflakes anymore. I must be getting old or something.
Anycrap, got shit to do and a trip to pack for. Wish me luck and a safe journey y'all.
WHAT.
Tags:
- brain bleach needed plz,
- como se wtf,
- dude wtf is wrong with americans,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- music,
- my friends are weirder than yours,
- my friends need to be punished,
- no seriously wtf,
- that's fucking classy,
- they see me trollin' - they hatin',
- tv: true blood,
- wtf,
- you sho is ugly,
- youtube
WHAT.
Tags:
- brain bleach needed plz,
- como se wtf,
- dude wtf is wrong with americans,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- music,
- my friends are weirder than yours,
- my friends need to be punished,
- no seriously wtf,
- that's fucking classy,
- they see me trollin' - they hatin',
- tv: true blood,
- wtf,
- you sho is ugly,
- youtube
I just saw this on TV five seconds ago.
I... what... I... what... I... I...
I got nothin'.
ETA: yes, pumpkin was disposed of. Manly Manbeast is Manly, and per most people, a little confused by why white fuzz freaks me the fuck out. But hey I got to go with him to pick up the kids out of the deal. Silver linings.
I... what... I... what... I... I...
I got nothin'.
ETA: yes, pumpkin was disposed of. Manly Manbeast is Manly, and per most people, a little confused by why white fuzz freaks me the fuck out. But hey I got to go with him to pick up the kids out of the deal. Silver linings.
I just saw this on TV five seconds ago.
I... what... I... what... I... I...
I got nothin'.
ETA: yes, pumpkin was disposed of. Manly Manbeast is Manly, and per most people, a little confused by why white fuzz freaks me the fuck out. But hey I got to go with him to pick up the kids out of the deal. Silver linings.
I... what... I... what... I... I...
I got nothin'.
ETA: yes, pumpkin was disposed of. Manly Manbeast is Manly, and per most people, a little confused by why white fuzz freaks me the fuck out. But hey I got to go with him to pick up the kids out of the deal. Silver linings.
Presented "without comment"
May. 12th, 2010 03:11 pm
Tags:
- brain bleach needed plz,
- como se wtf,
- dude wtf is wrong with the internet,
- excuses to play dress-up,
- fashion: what's that?,
- gender is a spectrum and i'm chartreuse,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- lulz,
- making the internet pretty,
- man candy,
- mine is an evil laugh,
- moment of femininity,
- no comment,
- no seriously wtf,
- nuclear war at the gay bar,
- people on the internet are silly,
- pics,
- pretty pretty princess,
- sexxy,
- shut up i'm a dragon,
- still the prettiest damn it,
- that's fucking classy,
- they see me trollin' - they hatin',
- very large phallic objects,
- wtf
Presented "without comment"
May. 12th, 2010 03:11 pm
Tags:
- brain bleach needed plz,
- como se wtf,
- dude wtf is wrong with the internet,
- excuses to play dress-up,
- fashion: what's that?,
- gender is a spectrum and i'm chartreuse,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- lulz,
- making the internet pretty,
- man candy,
- mine is an evil laugh,
- moment of femininity,
- no comment,
- no seriously wtf,
- nuclear war at the gay bar,
- people on the internet are silly,
- pics,
- pretty pretty princess,
- sexxy,
- shut up i'm a dragon,
- still the prettiest damn it,
- that's fucking classy,
- they see me trollin' - they hatin',
- very large phallic objects,
- wtf
LOOKIT THIS FUCKING GORGEOUS SUBWAY STATION. IT'S SO GODDAMN PRETTY THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN HAVE TRAINS STOP THERE ANYMORE LEST COMMUTERS PASS OUT AND DIE FROM ARCHITECTURE STROKE. *
* actually it's because modern trains are too long for it. Also because older subway cars didn't have doors in the middle, which on a curve that pronounced would be nowhere near the platform.
One of these days I will remember to check the Transit Museum schedule at such a point in time where I will not have already missed the City Hall tour. One of these days. Meanwhile I will just stare at this picture and do whatever subway nerds do instead of fapping. Or maybe they just fap, I don't know GODDAMN THAT'S PRETTEH.
